JOY - Pure and Unadulterated

The first pedal of its kind* Joy has been designed to simultaneously vibrate every known and unknown receptor in the pregangral vortex**. This is located directly between the left and right sides of the brain (in humans) and controls most of what we refer to as 'the self'. *May or may not be true. **Probably not a real part of the brain. Scientifically it's somewhere on the fuzz/distortion spectrum. It is made by having three op amps smash into each other, then whatever is left of your signal has its head cut off by a couple of chunky rectifier diodes. The big knob in the middle controls the overall volume, the left foot switch is bypass and the right foot switch boosts the gain by about x100. As the signal is already decimated, this doesn't change the volume or tone but it increases the sustain to pretty much infinity.